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Post by PapaBear on Aug 8, 2009 22:55:01 GMT -5
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR COMPANY HAS CHANGED TO THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY INEXPENSIVE HEALTH CARE PLAN:
Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..." Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month..
"The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
The only expense covered 100% is "embalming." Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
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